1. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via thedauntlessbrave)

    2 days ago  /  Source: fictionalfeather

  2. christmasbarakat:

    my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

    (via thedauntlessbrave)

    2 days ago  /  Source: ahcalamity

  3. ambientheif:

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

Kay. 

    ambientheif:

    824706:

    tacobell-canon:

    Ladypug.

    i hate this

    Kay. 

    (via thedauntlessbrave)

    2 days ago  /  Source: tacobell-canon

  4. allhailtherenegades:

    "so she’s gay now?"

    yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

    (via foreverrlovingyouu)

    3 days ago  /  Source: allhailtherenegades

  5. rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

    rangerkimmy:

    driftingfocus:

    Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

    ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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  10. salt4life:

If this isn’t the most awesome thing you’ll see on your dash today then..
i just don’t know anymore.

    salt4life:

    If this isn’t the most awesome thing you’ll see on your dash today then..

    i just don’t know anymore.

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    1 week ago  /  Source: salt4life

  11. A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
    And today I don’t know how to even say hey

    Time flies (via esssence)

    😪 I miss you 💔

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  13. weloveshortvideos:

    Me when I get married 

    Vine by meagan cignoli

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