overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

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indecentinkling2:

"I’ve started to ship this because of you"

http://media.tumblr.com/c7df88b223aebbb9d709aaa35f5873e4/tumblr_inline_nch5zukJpD1qikdr9.gif

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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bluefirebender:

aninounettear:

Video version of this gif set

Request by dopeandfamous

I CAN’T BREATHE

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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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myskinnylife:

Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, womens rights, rape culture, slut shaming, mental illness etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time

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